Kadalai Partner...
This is a real exchange between a friend of mine and his 'Kadalai partner'.
Who is a kadalai partner?
A kadalai partner is one who should be of the opposite sex and own a cell phone.
He / She should have the same cell plan mostly corporate plans provided by Airtel, Aircel and Hutch.
They should be working in the same company [else u wont get the free plan corporate connection].
They can be tired of anything in the world but not speaking in the phone. [especially to you, ofcourse]
They should tell 'what else', 'appuram', 'verenna sollu' etc. frequently.
They should be in phone with u most of the time[ ofcourse why should they care about their room mates. You bet they pity their roomie has not got a partner but anyways they respect the roommates privacy.]
The exchange goes like this. What makes it authentic is that I have tried two or three times with one of my friends in an unsuccessful attempt to make her my kadalai partner. It was something similar to this. Also I have seen two of my previous room mates frying in the night. I used to cover myself inside the bedsheet and laugh at the exchanges. Here goes the exchange this post is about. [To preserve the identities of the parties, we use 'He' and 'She']
He calls She
She: Hello!
He: What the doing?
She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru?
He: Ippo dhaan 'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paathen Sun Music la
She: Nalla paatu.
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha')
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen
She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva
He: Come on! Please!
She: Poada. I don't sing that well
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden
She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla paadare.
She: Nee dhaan sollanum
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?
She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
He: hmmmm
She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
He: Great!!!!
She: Endha paatu paadatum?
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?
She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
He: Chinna chinna aasai?
She: Illai indha paate paadaren
He: Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu she paadu. Un isai endra inba veLLathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yematradhe she. Paadu
She: Galatta panre paathiya
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen
She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
After a while She calls He
She: Thoonigitya
He: Illai ma. Match paathundu irundhen
She: Seri. Nee match paaru
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.
She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So me waiting
She sings 1 stanza from the song
He: Wow. Too good!
She: Poarum. I know how kevalam my voice is
He: Hey you really sing well.
She: Poada...Nee sollanume appadinu solre
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten
She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
She: Hmmm! Seri good night
He: Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse.
She: Nee poi solre
He: Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
So after successfully wishing she 'good night' for the
umpteenth time, our He hangs up the phone ;-)
Who is a kadalai partner?
A kadalai partner is one who should be of the opposite sex and own a cell phone.
He / She should have the same cell plan mostly corporate plans provided by Airtel, Aircel and Hutch.
They should be working in the same company [else u wont get the free plan corporate connection].
They can be tired of anything in the world but not speaking in the phone. [especially to you, ofcourse]
They should tell 'what else', 'appuram', 'verenna sollu' etc. frequently.
They should be in phone with u most of the time[ ofcourse why should they care about their room mates. You bet they pity their roomie has not got a partner but anyways they respect the roommates privacy.]
The exchange goes like this. What makes it authentic is that I have tried two or three times with one of my friends in an unsuccessful attempt to make her my kadalai partner. It was something similar to this. Also I have seen two of my previous room mates frying in the night. I used to cover myself inside the bedsheet and laugh at the exchanges. Here goes the exchange this post is about. [To preserve the identities of the parties, we use 'He' and 'She']
He calls She
She: Hello!
He: What the doing?
She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru?
He: Ippo dhaan 'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paathen Sun Music la
She: Nalla paatu.
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha')
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen
She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva
He: Come on! Please!
She: Poada. I don't sing that well
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden
She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla paadare.
She: Nee dhaan sollanum
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?
She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
He: hmmmm
She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
He: Great!!!!
She: Endha paatu paadatum?
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?
She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
He: Chinna chinna aasai?
She: Illai indha paate paadaren
He: Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu she paadu. Un isai endra inba veLLathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yematradhe she. Paadu
She: Galatta panre paathiya
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen
She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
After a while She calls He
She: Thoonigitya
He: Illai ma. Match paathundu irundhen
She: Seri. Nee match paaru
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.
She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So me waiting
She sings 1 stanza from the song
He: Wow. Too good!
She: Poarum. I know how kevalam my voice is
He: Hey you really sing well.
She: Poada...Nee sollanume appadinu solre
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten
She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
She: Hmmm! Seri good night
He: Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse.
She: Nee poi solre
He: Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
So after successfully wishing she 'good night' for the
umpteenth time, our He hangs up the phone ;-)
posted by VJ at 9:02 PM
4 Comments:
Aiyo pavam nee...
But your kadalai failure has given such a wonderful "story"
whatever u wrote is lke atemplate....most kadalais are taht way..
i have a page for kadalai..
its called Groundnut Development Corporation..gndc.blogspot.com
Hey,
get a life man..
hey
is the "exchange" between your friend and his partner real?
pls chk
http://prabhukrish.net/2005/10/19/hey-paadal-ondru/
pls put references man or atleast mention it. if you got it as fwd, pls mention that atleast. sorry the claim of the word real didnt make sense to me.
and sorry if i have hurted you or if you feel i was harsh.
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